Things people say to child caregivers

I want to know, what "silly, unique, or far-fetched" things did people say to you when they found out you worked with young children?"

Some of my favorites:

"What a cute job!"

"Oh, so you are not a real teacher."

"So, pretty much you just babysit all day?"

But my all time favorite, "You don't make a lot of money, but you make a difference!" The response in my head? "Difference" doesn't pay the bills.

The list can go on. Comment below and let me know yours!